YOU KNOW YOUR HOUSE IS COLD WHEN:
- you wear socks and shoes in the house (if you know me, you know this is a big deal)
- you take the hottest shower possible
- you dream about taking a hot shower only to awake disappointed bc you're still cold
- you actually enjoy it when your 50 lb dog sits on top of you
- you wrap yourself in a blanket as you walk around the house
- you blow dry your hair for just a little longer than necessary (and maybe your hands too!)
- your dog sticks to your side when you do the 2 above
- you find an excuse to bake so you can turn on the oven
- you walk around quoting lines from 101 Dalmatians (when they were walking in the snow)
- you arrive at school and celebrate the next 7.5 hours of heat
- you thank God for your 15 min commute in the car and crank the heat up
- you volunteer to hand wash the dishes (hot water!!)
- you feel no difference in temperature when you open the fridge
- you sleep through your gym time to stay underneath the electric blanket
and finally
You brave the scary open flame heat in the 1940s rental house and finally turn on the heat!! Yeah!!
